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It stops us in our tracks, forces us to exhale and look at our lives through a different lens.We try to seamlessly fit into our grown-up lovers’ strict adult routines, stifling our party girl impulses in order to be cohesive to their more "responsible" lives...Nothing strikes the fear of God into a party girl like the following question from her adult lover: "When do I get to meet your friends? Isn't that why the temporary instant debit card was created? The absolutely insane texts you get on a regular basis from your friends don't always reflect so kindly on you.Oh yes, you just ADORE a lovely cozy evening in on a Saturday night. Real life example: "Happy Sunday, I just took mushrooms! "You're a little too comfortable in those handcuffs.You're afraid that your subconscious might sell you out and tell them stories you never want them to know. No matter what you do, how polished you become or the sophisticated manner in which you carry yourself -- you will always be that overly excitable little girl in a teeming sea of real adults.You're always laughing a little too hard and a little too long.Your idea of a fully realized meal is a protein bar and two sugar-free Red Bulls.Suddenly, you are shackled with the fear that you're really unhealthy -- I mean, how are you even alive? Real people have 401ks, and you STILL haven’t figured out what that is.
What the f*ck is wrong with you, and why is it that you've attended every cool party in lower Manhattan -- yet you've never even experienced even a mild taste of a healthy relationship?
We are wonderfully impulsive, gorgeously WILD, beautiful and madly sexy girl-creatures who live in the glorious f*cking moment. We drink champagne like it's water and wear fishnet stockings to the office. Until we are disrupted by the cool, cunning touch of love. Two worlds that rarely meet are suddenly staring each other dead in the eye.
We don't live in reality; we live in pretty, glitter-adorned bubbles.
The saddest part is that even after dutifully looking it up, you still can't quite figure out what the f*ck it is.
You never realized how weird your eating habits are until a real grown-up who shops at Whole Foods, and cooks and eats organic comes bursting in your life.
all while doing everything in our power to shield them from our questionable lifestyle.